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So I just caught this clip of Energy Secretary Chris Wright apparently napping during a live Fox News segment the other day, and honestly it's the funniest thing I've seen all week. The guy's literally leaning back with his eyes closed, soaking up the sun, completely oblivious he's on camera. When the anchors tried to call on him, nothing—just dead air.
Twitter absolutely lost it. People were asking if he thought he was being raptured or something, making jokes about the Trump administration embracing solar power, posting 'Friday afternoon mood' vibes. One person said it was an instant meme, another was like 'energy secretary who is gonna be ok' with the most deadpan energy possible. The whole thing was so absurd it almost felt staged, but nope, just a genuine caught-off-guard moment.
I don't know man, sometimes these things just hit different. You can't make this stuff up.